So after obsessing over fashion blogs where every girl is wearing boots, I decided to take a plunge. I ordered a pair of these J. Crew Weatherby boots in the extended calf size. (Oh the shame.)
They are a lot of money. A lot. But I figure this will work one of two ways:
1. They don't fit/look awful/I hate them. I send them back and I am out less than ten dollars on the return shipping.
2. They are amazing. I keep them and I finally have boots. We live a long and happy life together and my teenage dreams come true.