Teacher: So maybe some of you would be interested in this... I just received a big stack of coupons to a clothing store. I've never heard of it, but maybe you have... *Pause*
The kids seem generally uninterested.
Teacher: It's called, uh, *studying the coupon* Aeropostale.
With this, kids jumped to their feet and swarmed towards the teacher. I watched a girl dive into the crowd and emerge a moment later with the coupon held towards the sky. Kids were jumping over chairs and there was screaming involved.
I pretty much died laughing as I watched the scene.
But at least they enjoy a good deal.
PS - I just looked it up and apparently the coupon is available online anyway. It is 30% this weekend.